Honesty is the best policy. NOT transparency.
We don't need to know the contents of your suitcase but if we could see you had a carry-on it would make us like you more.
Pick out a vintage Vuitton. Take pride in your things and don't be afraid that you may have to check it if it's too heavy. There's plenty of room.
As long as you show us it's yours and you didn't leave it unattended we can trust you.
Otherwise, that s*%t falling out of your pockets and trash stuffed in layers of grocery bags under your coat, frankly, makes you look fat and homeless.
We will respect you more if you own your stuff. We don't like surprise bouquets of things the Salvation Army would throw out. Clean out your closets girl. You don't even know what's in there.
P-touch label makers are on sale at Staples.
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