10. Let the dog eat the spoonful of ice cream that fell on the kitchen floor? - OK.
9. [In an office email blast:] "Free tickets to my roommate's Fringe Festival show this weekend!" - why not?
8. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? - [KEEeeerrRRaaack].
7. You have $40 left in your account until payday. Suede shoes and it starts to rain. Subway? - Taxi!
6. Snooze or Shower? - Yes.
5. "Wanna help me move?" - It's good karma.
4. Give the dancing guy outside of the Starbucks a high five when he raises his arm for one. - You have Purell in your purse.
3. "Wanna see something reeallly scary?!" - Yup.
2. [At the register:] "Would you like to donate $1 to help prevent breast cancer?" - say yes.
1. Buy a first-class upgrade on a red-eye international flight. - Take pictures.
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