If you sign up for a memebership they can accept direct-pay donations every month. You get bonus discounts [i.e., %25-Off Sundays for Members in August!] AND you get to feel like you are doing something good for others... when really all you did was type your name and bank info in once while you sat at work and pretended to be dutifully proofing the spreadsheet you promised your boss you'd have ready by the end of the day.
Click send. Run to the bathroom and wipe your lipstick off your tie.
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