Drag Rot

For me, Halloween is more than just a day to try on costumes. I can't think of any labels I want to become that I don't already try on throughout the year.  Everyday is Halloween if we're just talking outfits.  I prefer a concept costume.  

This year I think I'll pre-empt the drunks and stay out late on Devil's Eve. I'll go to bed wasted and in my clothes. I'll wake up early on Halloween and without a shower or a glance in the mirror I'll head out the door to hang out with people I don't know very well. I'll make sure I get lost on the way there. I'll spend all day eating what I want and sleeping where I want... even if I end up at work.

I'll tell everyone I see I hope they are having a good year even though I disappoint them.  I'll carry a never ending glass of vodka and hand out items I found under my bed and wrapped in newspaper. 

This year I'm going as Christmas.